Bron Bron To Change His Number

So by now you've probably heard that King James is changing his number from 23 to 6. James says that he's doing this in honor of the great Michael Jordan. This is a flatout lie.

A source close to me confirmed that Lebron is changing his number to pay tribute to Bonzi Wells.

You probably think I'm kidding and that I'm just making this up. Why would you make that up? Who is your source? How do they know this? How many times have you been dropped on your head? Irrelevant, irrelevant, irrelevant, and irrelevant.

Once Upon A Time In Maryland

Delonte West is a pretty ballsy guy. Not only did he cut off a police officer on his spaceship, but he did it with a guitar case carrying a loaded shotgun strapped to his back. He also had a 9mm and a .357 magnum on him when he was arrested.

I've come to the conclusion that Delonte is actually El Mariachi.