Hurry Up And Sign Him Before He Changes His Mind Again

Some people would say that Brett Favre signing with the Vikings is the biggest story of the day. Those people would be wrong. And dumb. And probably the kind of people you wouldn't want to associate yourself with. The biggest story of the day is obviously that John David Booty won't be wearing the #4 jersey anymore. Apparently, Booty gave his number up to some old guy who is described as being "like a kid out there." Booty is now wearing the #9 jersey for the Vikings. The second coming of Tommy Kramer? That would be an understatement. Take Booty as soon as possible in your fantasy draft. Also, make sure you take Tim Biakabutuka early. You don't want your friends to take him first. Also, light your hair on fire.

Welcome to Minnesota, Brett.

Madden Will Once Again Consume My Life

Madden 2010 is released at midnight and I will be in line to get my copy. Yes, I am a nerd and I like video games. Especially video games that ruin friendships and relationships and make you want to throw your television out the window.

New Kevin Durant Nike Hyperize Commercial

Hey everyone get a load of the new Kevin Durant Nike Hyperize commercial. This fantastic video features Kevin Durant (Velvet Hoop), Mo Williams (Fog Raw), Andre Iguodala (Chief Blocka), and Rashard Lewis (Ice-O).

Crabtree Wants A Golden Bus Stuffed With Money Or He Is Prepared To Sit

Michael Crabtree is prepared to sit out for the 2009 season? Are you kidding me? Rookies shouldn't be able to holdout for a giant contract. The NFL should use some type of rookie payscale based on their draft position. The rookies haven't proven that they can play well in the NFL and they shouldn't be given ridiculous contracts before they've played a single NFL game.

I hope that Crabtree sits out this year and never comes back. I would like to see his career amount to nothing all because of how greedy he is.