Thursday, September 10, 2009

Schrempf Scampi's Guaranteed-to-be-wrong 2009-10 NFL Predictions

Alright kids, place your bets accordingly (avoid our picks at all costs).

JP

-AFC-
West Champ: Chargers
East: Patriots
North: Steelers
South: Titans

Wildcard: Dolphins
Wildcard: Colts

Conference Champs:
Titans over Patriots
-NFC-
West: Seahawks
East: Eagles
North: Vikings
South: Saints

Wildcard: Falcons
Wildcard: Redskins

Conference Champs:
Eagles over Vikings

Super Bowl XLIV
Eagles over Titans

Super Bowl MVP: Donovan McNabb
Regular Season MVP: Drew Brees
Offensive Player of the Year: Drew Brees
Defensive Player of the Year: DeMarcus Ware
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Donald Brown
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Brian Orakpo
Comeback Player of the Year: Tom Brady
Head Coach of the Year: Jim Zorn


Vanilla Gorilla

-AFC-
West Champ: Chargers
East: Patriots
North: Steelers
South: Titans

Wildcard: Dolphins
Wildcard: Colts

Conference Champs:
Titans over Chargers

-NFC-
West: Cardinals
East: Eagles
North: Vikings
South: Panthers

Wildcard: Cowboys
Wildcard: Falcons

Conference Champs:
Falcons over Vikings

Super Bowl XLIV
Titans over Falcons

Super Bowl MVP: Chris Johnson
Regular Season MVP: Phillip Rivers
Offensive Player of the Year: Adrian Peterson
Defensive Player of the Year: DeMarcus Ware
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Percy Harvin
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Rey Maualuga
Comeback Player of the Year: Chad Ochocinco
Head Coach of the Year: Jeff Fisher


Ben15


-AFC-
West Champ: Denver
East: Patriots
North: Steelers
South: Titans

Wildcard: Colts
Wildcard: Baltimore

Conference Champs:
Patriots over Steelers

-NFC-
West: Cardinals
East: Washington
North: Bears
South: New Orleans

Wildcard: Vikings
Wildcard: Falcons

Conference Champs:
Vikings over Cardinals

Super Bowl XLIV
Patriots over Vikings

Super Bowl MVP: Randy Moss
Regular Season MVP: Tom Brady
Offensive Player of the Year: Adrian Peterson
Defensive Player of the Year: DeMarcus Ware
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Chris Wells
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Aaron Curry
Comeback Player of the Year: Tom Brady
Head Coach of the Year: Bill Belichick


Tenny


-AFC-
West Champ: Chargers
East: Patriots
North: Steelers
South: Titans

Wildcard: Dolphins
Wildcard: Ravens

Conference Champs:
Patriots over Steelers

-NFC-
West: Cardinals
East: Giants
North: Vikings
South: Falcons

Wildcard: Eagles
Wildcard: Saints

Conference Champs:
Giants over Eagles

Super Bowl XLIV
Patriots over Giants

Super Bowl MVP: Tom Brady
Regular Season MVP: Tom Brady
Offensive Player of the Year: Adrian Peterson
Defensive Player of the Year: Jared Allen
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Mark Sanchez
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Aaron Curry
Comeback Player of the Year: Chad Ochocinco
Head Coach of the Year: Bill Belichick


Pederman

-AFC-
West Champ: Chargers (when Turner is fired)
East: Dolphins
North: Bengals
South: Texans

Wildcard:Ravens
Wildcard: Jags

Conference Champs:
Chargers over Texans
-NFC-
West: Cardinals
East: Redskins
North: Vikings
South: Saints

Wildcard: Packers
Wildcard: Falcons

Conference Champs:
Saints over Vikings

Super Bowl XLIV
Chargers over Saints

Super Bowl MVP: Jacob Hester
Regular Season MVP: Drew Brees
Offensive Player of the Year: Adrian Peterson (Bears)
Defensive Player of the Year: Jared Allen
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Percy Harvin
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Brian Cushing
Comeback Player of the Year: Chris Henry
Head Coach of the Year: Todd Haley

Boobs


-AFC-
West Champ: Chargers
East: Patriots
North: Steelers
South: Colts

Wildcard: Bengals
Wildcard: Jaguars

Conference Champs:
Patriots over Chargers

-NFC-
West: Seahawks
East: Giants
North: Packers
South: Falcons

Wildcard: Vikings
Wildcard: Cowboys

Conference Champs:
Falcons over Packers

Super Bowl XLIV
Patriots over Falcons

Super Bowl MVP: Randy Moss
Regular Season MVP: Carson Palmer
Offensive Player of the Year: Adrian Peterson
Defensive Player of the Year: Patrick Willis
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Chris Beanie Wells
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Rey Maualuga
Comeback Player of the Year: Tom Brady
Head Coach of the Year: Jack Del Rio

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