Schrempf Scampi's 2009 College Football Predictions

The picks are only a week late, as you will see from my pick of Oklahoma State winning the championship... I knew I would be wrong, but I just wish it wasn't proven so early.

JP

ACC Champ: Georgia Tech
Big 12 Champ: Oklahoma State
Big East Champ: West Virginia
Big Ten Champ: Penn State
C-USA Champ: Tulsa
MAC Champ: Toledo
Mtn West Champ:BYU
Pac-10 Champ: USC
SEC Champ: Florida
Sun Belt Champ: North Texas
WAC Champ: Boise St.

Heisman Winner: Jahvid Best

BCS National Champion: Oklahoma State

Bold, Random Prediction: Oklahoma State as my champ doesn't count? Tennessee beats Florida

Player who probably won't win the heisman but deserves it anyway: Dez Bryant


Pederman


ACC Champ: Clemson
Big 12 Champ: Kansas
Big East Champ: West Virginia
Big Ten Champ: Michigan State
C-USA Champ: East Carolina
MAC Champ: Central Michigan
Mtn West Champ:BYU
Pac-10 Champ: California
SEC Champ: Ole Miss
Sun Belt Champ: Troy
WAC Champ: Boise St.

Heisman Winner: Todd Reesing

BCS National Champion: BYU. Its 1984 all over again. Ty Detmer baby!!!!

Bold, Random Prediction: None of these predictions can happen. We are all dumber for reading them.

Player who probably won't win the heisman but deserves it anyway: Greg Paulus!!!! Just kidding he sucks balls. Noel Devine or Dennis Pitta its a toss up. What about Dan LeFevour?


Boobs


ACC Champ: Georgia Tech
Big 12 Champ: Oklahoma
Big East Champ: South Florida
Big Ten Champ: Penn State
C-USA Champ: Southern Mississppi
MAC Champ: Central Michigan
Mtn West Champ:TCU
Pac-10 Champ: Cal
SEC Champ: Florida
Sun Belt Champ: Florida Atlantic
WAC Champ: Boise St.

Heisman Winner: Colt McCoy

BCS National Champion: Florida

Bold, Random Prediction: Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, goes right for one of the Non-BCS teams as they not only make a BCS game, they make the national championship game only to lose to Florida. My pick: Boise St.

Player who probably won't win the heisman but deserves it anyway: Jonathan Dwyer


Vanilla Gorilla


ACC Champ: Georgia Tech
Big 12 Champ: Texas (Gross)
Big East Champ: Cincinnati
Big Ten Champ: Penn State
C-USA Champ: Houston
MAC Champ: Western Michigan
Mtn West Champ:Utah
Pac-10 Champ: Cal
SEC Champ: Florida
Sun Belt Champ: Arkansas St.
WAC Champ: Boise St.

Heisman Winner: Tim Tebow

BCS National Champion: Florida

Bold, Random Prediction:Mizzou makes a run for being the Big 12 Champ even after losing Maclin and Daniel.

Player who probably won't win the heisman but deserves it anyway: Jevan Snead