Thursday, April 30, 2009

Josh Smith Is Already Preparing For Next Year's Dunk Contest


Erik Spoelstra, head coach of the Miami Heat, is upset about Josh Smith attempting a dunk between his legs in the fourth quarter of last night's game. Spoelstra said “They kicked our butts in pretty much every way possible that you could in a basketball game and there at the end it turned into a highlight show, pickup game, highlight reel, really trying to embarrass us.”

I don't feel bad for the Heat at all. These are professional athletes. These aren't little kids. Josh Smith shouldn't be worried about hurting the Miami Heat players' feelings. If a team is running up the score or throwing down ridiculous dunks, maybe you should play some defense. Crying and complaining about these things after games is kind of pathetic.

Here's the play that everyone is whining about below. I think it was great that Smith attempted it. We need more players that can entertain like this.

Monday, April 27, 2009

How My Team Did at the Draft: Seattle Seahawks Edition


Round 1, pick 4: Aaron Curry, OLB, Wake Forest

Before the draft started, I was just hoping the Seahawks wouldn't take Mark Sanchez and hoped they would take the safe pick of an OT assuming Curry was off the board. I absolutely did not expect Aaron Curry to fall in our laps like he did, but I'm so glad they didn't screw it up. Curry was considered by most to be the safest pick in the draft, and with good reason. The guy is an absolute beast who ate up the ACC for 4 years; not to mention the fact that he oozes class. He invited a cancer-stricken kid to come with him to the draft! How awesome is that!? Welcome to Seattle, Mr. Curry. Please enjoy your extended stay.

Round 2, pick 17: Max Unger, C, Oregon


I like this pick because Unger is so versatile. Our offensive line is getting more and more questionable, so we really need Unger to step in and make a difference.

Fun Fact: He played high school football at Hawaii Preparatory Academy in Kamuela, Hawaii.

Round 3, pick 27: Deon Butler, WR, Penn State



Of course I was hoping we would end up with Crabtree somehow (the Raiders are idiots), but I would take Curry over him every time, especially since we signed Houshmandzadeh. The Seahawks moved up to take Butler who was a standout at Penn State where he finished with the record for most receptions (passing former Seahawk Bobby Engram).

Fun fact: Butler spent the summer of 2008 as an intern with the Philadelphia Police Department's Crime Scene Unit, observing several homicide crime scenes, and augmenting his degree with valuable field experience.

Round 6, pick 5: Mike Teel, QB, Rutgers



Fun fact: On December 4, 2008, Teel had a career night in the final home game of his college career, completing 21 of 26 passes for 447 yards and seven touchdowns with no interceptions as Rutgers routed Louisville 63-14. The yardage and touchdown totals were single game school records as the Scarlet Knights finished their schedule at 7-5.


Round 7, pick 36: Courtney Greene, S, Rutgers

Round 7, pick 38: Nick Reed, DE, Oregon

Round 7, pick 39: Cameron Morrah, TE, California

I honestly don't know enough about the last 3 picks to offer any analysis, but I do know that they all filled team needs (except running back).

Undrafted signed free agents:

Michael Bennett, DE, Texas A&M
Tony Fein, LB, Mississippi
Dave Philistin, OLB, Maryland
Devin Moore, RB, Wyoming
Andre Ramsey, OT, Ball State
Tyler Roehl, RB, North Dakota State

We ended up with a couple running backs after all. I've heard good things about Devin Moore, so we'll see what he can do, plus Tyler Roehl is like a legend here in North Dakota so I really hope he takes it to the next level, it would definitely help the local market to pick up some Seahawks games.


Overall, I love what the Seahawks did in the draft, and that usually doesn't happen, they usually find a way to screw something up. I'm ecstatic that we got Aaron Curry, plus a trade with the Broncos gives us their 1st rounder next year...so I'm really counting on Denver to suck.

This was a little bit of a head scratcher, because I felt that Seattle still needed a running back to throw into the mix and there were still some viable options on the board. Teel's alright, but we already had a clipboard holder in David Greene and I'm afraid that Teel's headed to the same fate. I really hope I'm wrong because I know of a couple other 6th round quarterbacks that had their fair share of doubters.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Jerome Beasley, Movie Critic


The 2003 NBA Draft class could possibly be the best draft class of all time. Some of the NBA's biggest superstars were drafted in 2003: LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony, Chris Bosh, and Dwyane Wade being the best of the bunch. Just recently I was reading a book called The Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac and, to my surprise, one of the most obscure and forgotten players from this draft was mentioned (on page 207). The player mentioned was Jerome Beasley. The reason I find this so interesting is because I see this guy around all the time. At the bars, in stores, and at movies. My favorite Jerome Beasley moment actually happened at a movie theater after me and some friends just saw The Dark Knight. Someone in the bathroom said "Yo, JB, what did you think of the movie?" and Jerome Beasley responded with "that shit was excellent." I couldn't have said it better myself.

Jerome has played pretty much everywhere since being cut by the Miami Heat. He was an amazing player in college and I guess he just didn't take his game to the next level. What makes Jerome's career more depressing is that he ended up back in Grand Forks, of all places.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Kevin Durant is the Irrelevant MVP


The voting is finally over and Kevin Durant is the Irrelevant MVP. He had a great season while leading his team to only 23 wins. In only his second year, Durant averaged 25.3 points per game. Durant also had a great All-Star Weekend. He led the Sophomore team to victory in the Rookie-Sophomore game while putting up 46 points. He then followed that up by winning the HORSE competition the next day.

The Thunder had a dismal season but having Kevin Durant makes them a team to watch out for. They only need a couple more pieces and their puzzle will be complete. Who knows what the offseason has in store for the Thunder. We might be seeing them in the playoffs sooner than we think.

Now go ahead and enjoy this mix of Durant highlights.



Saturday, April 18, 2009

Schrempf Scampi's 2009 NBA Playoff Predictions

JP

Cleveland over Detroit ( in 5)
Atlanta over Miami (6)
Orlando over Philly (6)
Boston over Chicago (5)

Cleveland over Atlanta (6)
Orlando over Boston (7)

Cleveland over Orlando (7)

East champ: Cleveland


LA Lakers over Utah (6)
Portland over Houston (7)
San Antonio over Dallas (6)
Denver over New Orleans (7)

Lakers over Portland (6)
Denver over San Antonio (5)

Denver over Lakers (7)

West Champ: Denver

NBA Finals:

Denver over Cleveland (6)

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Ben15

Detroit over Cleveland (in 6)
Miami over Atlanta (in 7)
Orlando over Philly (in 5)
Boston over Chicago (in 6)

Detroit over Miami (in 6)
Orlando over Boston (in 6)

Orlando over Detroit (in 5)

East Champ: Orlando

LA Lakers over Utah (in 5)
Portland over Houston (in 4)
Dallas over Spurs (in 7)
Denver over NO (in 6)

Lakers over Portland (in 6)
Denver over Dallas (in 7)

Lakers over Denver (in 6)

West Champ: Lakers

NBA Finals: Lakers over Orlando (in 5)

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Pederman

Cleveland over Detroit (5)
Atlanta over Miami (5)
Orlando over Philly (6)
Chicago over Boston (7)

Cleveland over Atlanta (6)
Orlando over Chicago (5)

East Champ: Cleveland (7)

LA over Utah (6)
Portland over Houston (5)
Dallas over Spurs (6)
NO over Denver (5)

Portland over LA (6)
Dallas over NO (7)

Portland over Dallas (7)

NBA Finals: Portland over Cleveland (7)

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Beard

Cleveland over Detroit (in 5)
Atlanta over Miami (in 7)
Orlando over Philly (in 6)
Boston over Chicago (in 6)

Cleveland over Atlanta (in 6)
Boston over Orlando (in 7)

Cleveland over Boston (in 6)

East Champ: Cleveland

LA Lakers over Utah (in 5)
Portland over Houston (in 5)
Dallas over Spurs (in 6)
Denver over NO (in 7)

Portland over Lakers (in 7)
Denver over Dallas (in 7)

Portland over Denver (in 6)

West Champ: Portland

NBA Finals: Portland over Cleveland (in 7)

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Boobs

Lakers over Utah (5)
Nuggets over Hornets (6)
Spurs over Mavericks (5)
Blazers over Rockets (7)

Cavaliers over Pistons (4)
Celtics over Bulls (6)
Magic over 76ers (4)
Hawks over Heat (5)

Lakers over Blazers (5)
Nuggets over Spurs (7)

Cavaliers over Hawks (7)
Magic over Celtics (4)

Lakers over Nuggets (6)
Magic over Cavs (6)

Lakers over Magic (6)

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

For Sale: Pistons Allen Iverson Jersey


What the hell was I thinking? I would like to say that my excuse was that I thought it was a Chauncey Billups jersey without looking at the name on the back, but sadly that's not the case. I'm a bit of an impulse shopper and I was trying to decide between a Chris Paul jersey shirt and an Iverson Pistons jersey (the pickings were pretty slim at this particular store). Being a Pistons fan, I figured the jersey would be a much better idea...how could the Allen Iverson experiment possibly go wrong?!

Well now I'm that guy with an Iverson Pistons jersey... I no longer want to be that guy. It represents one of the most painful seasons in recent Pistons history which will probably end with LeDumbass sweeping us right out of the playoffs. That jersey represents pure evil and I have to get rid of it. Someone please take it off my hands. It's large, red, screened, and awkward... the bidding starts at 1 penny.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Where Are They Now? - Isaiah Rider



Today's edition of WATN belongs to the master of the East Bay Funk Dunk. Rider bounced around from team to team and was always getting in some kind of trouble. When I was eleven years old, I bought a Timberwolves jersey of Rider. Soon after, Rider got in trouble for possession of marijuana. He lasted 9 seasons in the NBA and then faded away. In 2006, Rider's name reappeared in the media. This time it was because he was arrested on kidnapping charges. And I bought this guy's jersey? I want my money back.


So where is Rider now? Well, last year he was arrested in Los Angeles for investigation of auto theft. I can only imagine he's still up to no good.