Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Laveranues Coles and Santana Moss are the Same Person

Now let me preface this by saying this isn't a race thing... I also think that Brian Scalabrine and Matt Bonner are the same person. The same can be said for Mike Tomlin and Omar Epps...as well as Nick Nolte and Gary Busey. Besides, they don't even really look much alike...but don't let that fool you.

They were both born in Florida, both played for Florida colleges (Miami and Florida State), both were drafted by the New York Jets ( a year apart), and neither are really that consistent, but they can both be considered dependable. Coles is listed as 5'11" and Moss is listed as 5'10". Coles has 44 career TDs and Moss has 43. They both played for the Jets at the same time! I'm willing to bet that Vinny Testaverde wasn't even sure which one he was throwing to at times.

Coles had a brief stint with the Washington Redskins for a couple years and then...my favorite part... HE WAS TRADED BACK TO THE JETS FOR SANTANA MOSS!

Moss Coles was just cut by the Jets...even though the Skins just broke the bank (that never happens!) on Albert Haynesworth... here's to hoping that Laveranues and Santana are reunited once more so that Jason Campbell's head explodes.

1 comment:

  1. i've always wondered what jets and redskins fans think of that trade but i've never met a jets or redskins fans. i guess we'll never know.